I like good jokes. A Clinton-esque question one may have on that statement is, "Can you define a good joke?" I can't, but I know it when I hear it. April 1 is a nice date for playing practical jokes. Today, in my attempt to find some humor, I have elected to post some lawyer jokes I have heard that made me chuckle:
How are accountants different than lawyers
?
The accountants know they're boring.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
A lawyer was coming out of the anesthesia after surgery. As he awoke, the room was dark, all the blinds being drawn shut. he asked, "Why are all the blinds drawn?" The nurse answered, "There's a fire across the street, and we didn't want you to think you had died."
Hope you enjoy!
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